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As Romo's favorite butter finger said get your pop corn ready! At the end of this entry you will read about the much anticipated Kasey party. Now before you get too excited I have to disappoint you all greatly by informing you that I did not have my camera because I didn't think we were going last i heard and Casey calls me up 4 hours before when i was at my family reunion and tells me we are and I was not home or able to get it. I didn't think we were going since her friend died even tho I didn't see anyone sad there, well besides Casey for a while but we will get to that first the important stuff. And i know this is going to be super long but you all need to read it specifically you Casey cause I know you don't remember like 75% of it. Even though I did mostly mange to keep him out of trouble Ben like you requested.

As Steve pointed out I have been a doing a very poor job with the Subaru updates. First my baby got its first oil change on Tuesday very exciting, and then the A/C checked cause I thought it could be colder but the guy told me it was rated for 39 degrees and then went on to tell me how AC works not like that is my job or anything...

CSM: 3764 (been cutting back recently)

Then Thursday I played soft like my best game ever probably cause i didn't drink that much, we won 20 runs too :) and i didn't even make and errors in the field. We have the 7th seed out of 8 for the playoffs which start next Thursday we get this week off so we are going to have our first practice lol, better late than never.

Then Friday was a fantastic day much better than Saturday :) First had my company summer picnic at Sunrise resort in Moodus Ct. Basically what happened there was I got paid aproximently $25 an hour to drink beer play volley ball (which it turns out that i am surprisingly good at better than softball people were quick to point out :)) Also play some horse shoes and some horse balls which is a pretty good game with a funny name that we might have to make and play sometime. Also went swimming in the pool were i was sitting on a raft for a little while when it quite literally exploded I still have no idea why, so I handed it to the lifeguard and told them i thought is was defected and walked away... They also hand canons there to go down some river on but I no cannoning partners :(

Nate picked me up around 6:30 and we went to the Hinder, Stained, and 3 Doors Down concert and the Dodge (formally know as the Meadows). I have a really funny video of me super drunk "navigating" us there but unfortunately videos don't seem to work when you up load them here so many i'll put it on youtube later. the best part about the car ride was how Nate was like my breaks are messed up and after being in the car for one minute I was like it seems to me you REALLY need new break pads. Well he ended up leaving the concert early (I went home with my sister and Charles) so he woudl not kill anyone. Then he called me up the next day after he brought his car somewhere and was like it turned out you were right I actually had no break pads. Steve ow bad is it fro the car to drive with out break pads?

So at in the parking lot at the concert I "lost" my ticket (I was really drunk it turned out to be in my back pocket after 20 min. of looking even though i swear I looked there before.) It was funny though cause my sister was fighting with some scalper over tickets prices it was great lol. So cause of that though we missed all but the last two songs of Hinder. We found some of my sisters friends there and sat with them. Stained I thought was good I didn't think they were amazing or anything but my sister did. 3 Doors Down had a great show very good special effects and pyrotechnics. My only compliant was that no one played for very long, I started at 8 and I was home at 12:30 and there was at least a half hour break between bands.

Well for reading so much you guys have earned to hear about the party so with out father delay here it goes.

First going to a party were you only know one person kind of sucks, especially if that one person is Casey (no offense or anything) but gradually start to meet people and stuff over the night. So when we got there Kasey greeted us after a little while. Let me just say that is pretty damn good looking but way to short for Ben and I, so thats good you Casey personally I'm going for her mom but that part of the story will come later. Also judging from her house and the 30+ acres of land they own she is very rich. Oh did i mention that they either have their own 9 golf or they are making one... I missed most of that story. So basically what I am saying is I have no idea how Casey got this opportunity so he better not mess it up, so far thanks to me I think he is still good.

So not only were her friends there but she had some family there was well. (There were like 70 people there I would say and about 30 still when we left at 2:30 in case you were wounding what time we left Casey). So one of the people there was her uncle who is Steve in 30 years without a doubt in my mind I have never seen such a perfect match you need to get a DNA test to check for you really father. This guy had a full beard, bucket hat, sun glasses, and cargo shorts on. He was cooking and kept yelling at people to eat more. He had a count of the people who ate the most hamburgers and hot dogs and yelled at us that if we didn't eat a hot dog we were not American. He was pretty drunk so I helped him out by keep on giving him beer he loved me so much he even gave me a dollar once. He was on my whiffle ball team too and was really bad jsut like Steve (Casey also sucked balls he stuck out all but one time and his teammates booed him form the bases). We got destroyed even though Casey was on the other team, if he was not though we would have still been playing so it was ok. I make two fantastic catches and the quote I to from the other team was your pretty good for a Redsox fan, apparently they have never see the Redsox outfield since it is about a million times better than the Yankees. (Steve senior was also a sox fan). And he brought fireworks which were not that good. Except for this one awesome cake he got that had parachutes with American flags and smoke coming from them.

She also had a real Band which she paid money for, but really was hardly better than Casey if better at all. They played worst songs took like hour long breaks between songs really not worth the money I am sure they paid them at all.

After whiffle ball the party got boring for me for a while till beer pong since I didn't really no anyone. Kasey didn't like hang out with us at all but I get to that more later its not all bad news.

So I guess we will just ahead to beer pong by this point in time Casey was starting to get a little angry (he maxed out some were during was pretty fucken pissed at some points but like I said Kasey was not there to see it so it was all good) I don't even know how much of pong he remembers not much if anything we talked a little the next morning he could not remember like anything at all. So anyway me and Casey won our first game and lost the 2nd one of course I got blamed for it the first game i admit I was slacking but the 2nd game I made just as many cups as him if not more. So like I was saying Casey was all pissy at this point so he left me for another partner (this kid Tyler we meet) So I played him with my new partner. The only person who I could think of being a better partner than Kasey herself. It was Kasey hot mom. She was like we use play quarters anyway we killed them, they had 6 cups left when we won. Then Casey was trying to tell me that, that was not the ultimate burn. I would like the hear everyones else opinion on how great that was. Oh I also point out in spite of her whole family there, didn't see and Mr. Kasey so next time you go Casey I come to entertain her mom for you probable get father than you :)

So after that game Casey wanted a rematch but her mom was done, and so was Tyler so I got Kasey bother to play on my team, who is amazing I need to point out and we killed again but the point of telling you about this game is Casey partner. Some 17 year old girl wearing the shortest
you can picture. And Casey was all over her like leaning on her had his arm around her hugging and stuff every once in a while when they mid a cup. Now idk what her name was but how do I know she was only 17, well it was how she was going around introducing herself instead of her name she was be like hi, I am not even of age apparently thats what Casey goes for :).

I believe that was the last game of pong the next two hours for Casey could be summed up by taking my current facebook profile picture and changing the back ground to different locations Some examples are he pouch in the middle of the lawn a giant air mattress (which I have not idea were anyone gets one like that is was like 2 and a half feet high and like queen size. There were some girls sitting on it talking and he just like sits down right next to them and puts his head in is hands.... I am really sorry I don't have a picture of that for you. He also had a funny talk with Kasey mom part of which I over heard she was like oh your the "airplane kid" I laughed a lot. Oh and then he bothered the band too for a while when they were trying to pack up. You might be wondering what I was doing at this point in time. Well was talking to one of the guys who beat me and Casey in the game of beer pong and told him how I beat him with Kasey mom after, he liked that. We were very similar, he also came with his friend who know Kasey and he had never meet her before. There were both from Avon and his friend was also out of control wasted. (while both of us drove home) He told me that his friend had changed into his bathing in fount of a bunch of girls and jumped into the pool, too bad Casey didn't do that... And after we were talking for a while both Casey and his drunk friend came over and they wanted to go smoke weed and Casey was like I want to go smoke but it turned out they were trying to mouch off of Casey. Just like Casey was to them. Around this point too I got the keys from Casey finally and went to talk the tent to the car. Casey will disagree with this statement but he sucks at setting up a tent....

So I was not going to take down the tent all nice and stuff in the dark so instead i just throw all of our stuff inside of it and and dragged it fully set up all the way though her yard to the car under the street light and took it apart and throw it in the trunk there. I have not idea what Casey was doing then but I am sure it was dumb.

So when I got back Casey had to find Kasey before we could leave to say goodbye But she was with people and then he couldn't find her so I had to find her and bring him there. Not even joking that process took about an hour. And he was so depressed cause she didn't like hang out with us at all. But the goodbye was good sign I thought seemed really nice and was like all sorry that she didn't hang out more, she had tons of people there lots who she had not seem in a long time. Funny part was though that Casey like went in for a kiss and she like pushed him off the the side and like hugged him lol. And then her and her friend asked me like a million different questions to prove that I was ok to drive (I really was too much better than after some softball games were I have to drive home on the highway.)

Now the ride home was the funniest thing ever I really wish I had a video of time. So let me just start with saying that that car has the worst head lights I have ever seen they are all filled with water apparently Casey took that joke about putting fluid in the headlights seriously. Also the windshield is sooooo dirty unbelievably hard to see out of. So after about 2 minutes of driving the gas light comes on and I tell Casey he is out of gas and he just starts screaming about home the niggers sold his gas and we drove by this one black mail box and the window was down and he started yelling at it and almost fell out of the window. It was absolutely hilarious. He also asked me about Kasey and what I thought, and was like should I call her and ask he out to breakfast in the morning. I was like Casey she has like 30 people sleeping over, you really think she is going to go out the breakfast with you? And then he got pissed off at me so I stopped talking to him, so he passed out hardcore, Like i left the headlights on so it starting beeping at me so i left the keys in the car in case he woke up and wanted to drive home later lol and went in and to bed. It was 2:30 if you forgot from before. Well at 6:30 I hear him tryign to open they door he didn't knock or anything he was just pulling on it so i let him in. (we were at the cottage) he just fell on the couch i was like there are open beds he just grunted so i went back to bed. It was a good thing he slept out there too cause he was snoring like an ass hole so i closed the bed room door.

Next morning we got up at 9:30 I was still covered with bug bites I still have them now I took a Benadry last night so I could sleep without itching them. I have never been bite sooooo bad in my like if was like joba at the Indians last postseason. The first thing Casey says to me with his unbelievably red eyes was how did we get here... As we went on talking I found out just how much he didn't remember which was more than half the night lol. After he left my dad was like I think he was still too drunk to drive lol which was probably right. So then today he called me on his was to the eye doctor apparently his eye got infected from keeping contacts in LMAO. I called him tonight back and he was like yeah cannot wear contacts for a while till my eye heals he has like two kinds of eye drops to us lol. My dad told me he knew someone who got an infection like that and can never wear contacts again so we will see if that happens.

Well if you actually read all of this thank you very much I am sure you enjoyed it lots of comments are need :).

And in case you were wondering it is 2,904 words long probably longer than most of my school papers.