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Lets see what did I do this week...

Well today I went to the big E wiht derrick kristain and ashely and gain 3 lbs. Yes I did weigh myself before and after. And I just finally started actually going to the gym on a regular basis.

Then Saturday we took out the dock and boat so summer pretty much official over. The lake is so high too highest it has been all year.

Friday went to chills for dinner with derrick, john, adam, kristian, and ashely. Then we went to el sombreros since I have never been before. Derrick was right they have some damn good margarita's there. And I am not much of a maragrita's man. Then all 6 of us went to the gold club that was a good time :-D so exspenive though.

Work last week I went to NYC on tuesday it was a good trip, we went a little later than usal so I got more sleep but got back home at almost 8... so it was a long day. Rest of the week was pretty unevent full at work. except for wensday got free sandwhiches for lunch and bagles for breakfast :)

This week at work is going to suck a lot have to get two projects out for consturction (though one is really small) going to be super boring crappy and stressfull though... the week after however my boss is going on vacation :) so I am hoping that should be a good week.

I can't remeber what else I did this week. Oh a subra update car has about 6,300 miles on it now I have been driving around the nissan sometimes now since no one else drives it, just can't site there the whoel time karen is in school. that has 9?,??? miles one it my guess it liek 94,000 it think.

The most anticipated return since Farve!

ITS BACK! Now even Casey has a reason to get up every morning. (sorry Casey I could not help myself :-D). So so much has happened since my last entry, none of which before this weekend will be talked about. But before I get to what I did this weekend let me just point out the new link on the blog to Derrick's upstart blog.

So this weekend we were going to go camping, but everyone pussed out due to the "Hurricane". Now in retrospect that was probably a good idea. So instead we went to the Fox Woods. Obivously the first question everyone wants to ask is how much money did I lose. When Friday night I was rather out of it for some reason... So I lost $100. But saterday I did very well I won a $120 once. Over all I finished the two days down about $10 only. Which dispite playing more money than everyone else combianed was less than everyone else. Ofcousre if you count the hotel room, food, alcohol, and the arcade I am down about $250. Now let me tell you about the arcade. This place is awesome way more fun than the casino. played a lot of games including some pacman, some old school wrestling game and many many more. They were not all old buy far. And check out what I won. :)



I can't wait to slap this puppy on my desk at work tomorrow. And in case anyone asks, yes it is LEED certified. For thoughs of you who are not up on the enverimental stuff LEED stands for Leadership in Energy and Environmental Design. Basicly it is a goverment program were you earn "points" for having "green" things in you house. From geothermal heat pumps to energy friendly light blubs. The goverment then gives you money depending on how many point your house has. So never say it doesn't pay to go green. We deal with this stuff all the time at work.

Another awesome thing form the casino was that we had a jacuzzi in our room wiht a tv. So just layed in there drinking beer watch tv for a while. It was great. :)

And then today I got home after abandding derrick for the day cause it was my grandpa's brithday... I forgot :-! I get home to read this as derrick's away message.

wish i had some sam adams oktoberfest's right now :( Why it was quiet possibly the saddest thing I have ever read... So I hopped in my car imidently and bourght him over a 6 pack. Now if that not true friendship idk what is :'-) excuse me for a moment...

fuck you john henry

we lost our play off game, it was a close game, not bad for playing the best team in the league.

and the fucken redsox traded manny, i am not watching baseball again. there is no way the redsox are finishing higher than 3rd in the east. at the rate they are going 3rd would be lucky

good times on the home front

Well, I have still never seen the Batman movie even though for the last two night have been saying we should go see it. Instead Friday it was one of Derrick's friends Jon's birthday. We went out to eat a Joey Garlics and then went to Bleachers and then stop at the Rogans and picked up Casey cause I guess his date with Kasey got canceled or whatever and we went to the strip club. And bough Jon like 3 lap dances. It was a good time all around and drank a whole bunch. Well actually I person didn't drink that much cause I was the one driving.

Then yesterday was Alex and Kyla's wedding. I was a very good time The service at the church was good though I thought th persist was a little weird. And the reception was good. Had an open bar... I drank way to much. When I got home I just passed right out instead of doing anything else. Woke up at 11 with quite the hangover, which everyone knows is hard for me to do. I got a couple pictures to show you guys but not that may good ones because my mom wanted my camera cause her's sucks but the problem was she took like 75% of the pictures on the digital macro setting... so a bunch of them are really blurry.

Also from about 4 last night to 5 we had absolutely insane thunderstorms with tons of hail and lighting, it made me think of that Asian guy who dies in the beginning of the day after tomorrow. Is this a sign of global warming Steve?

Me and my sister in front of the cake. Can you believe she asked me why we where taking it in fount of the cake? Where could be better?

There they are ruining the cake...

The great Mr. and Mrs. Ryng and that is Kyla's mom in front idk her name.

Alex was about 7 shades redder than usual at the wedding if thats even possible.

Phish Phood

Steve I just thought I would share I bought the fish new better expensively fish food today if you feel like give me money when you come back... It has 20% more protein and 4 times the fat of the old standard food. Plus some other crape the other one does not have. So fish are now going to be super big. (not that they are not already).

The other thing I did today that my interest you guys is that I went to the gym for the 2nd time this week. I joined it last week I weighted 205.5 pounds when I started, of course that was before the about 30 beers I drank between last Thursday and Saturday. But maybe i'll take a shower later and weigh myself and leave a comment.

CSM: 2812

Fire Side Chat

As Romo's favorite butter finger said get your pop corn ready! At the end of this entry you will read about the much anticipated Kasey party. Now before you get too excited I have to disappoint you all greatly by informing you that I did not have my camera because I didn't think we were going last i heard and Casey calls me up 4 hours before when i was at my family reunion and tells me we are and I was not home or able to get it. I didn't think we were going since her friend died even tho I didn't see anyone sad there, well besides Casey for a while but we will get to that first the important stuff. And i know this is going to be super long but you all need to read it specifically you Casey cause I know you don't remember like 75% of it. Even though I did mostly mange to keep him out of trouble Ben like you requested.

As Steve pointed out I have been a doing a very poor job with the Subaru updates. First my baby got its first oil change on Tuesday very exciting, and then the A/C checked cause I thought it could be colder but the guy told me it was rated for 39 degrees and then went on to tell me how AC works not like that is my job or anything...

CSM: 3764 (been cutting back recently)

Then Thursday I played soft like my best game ever probably cause i didn't drink that much, we won 20 runs too :) and i didn't even make and errors in the field. We have the 7th seed out of 8 for the playoffs which start next Thursday we get this week off so we are going to have our first practice lol, better late than never.

Then Friday was a fantastic day much better than Saturday :) First had my company summer picnic at Sunrise resort in Moodus Ct. Basically what happened there was I got paid aproximently $25 an hour to drink beer play volley ball (which it turns out that i am surprisingly good at better than softball people were quick to point out :)) Also play some horse shoes and some horse balls which is a pretty good game with a funny name that we might have to make and play sometime. Also went swimming in the pool were i was sitting on a raft for a little while when it quite literally exploded I still have no idea why, so I handed it to the lifeguard and told them i thought is was defected and walked away... They also hand canons there to go down some river on but I no cannoning partners :(

Nate picked me up around 6:30 and we went to the Hinder, Stained, and 3 Doors Down concert and the Dodge (formally know as the Meadows). I have a really funny video of me super drunk "navigating" us there but unfortunately videos don't seem to work when you up load them here so many i'll put it on youtube later. the best part about the car ride was how Nate was like my breaks are messed up and after being in the car for one minute I was like it seems to me you REALLY need new break pads. Well he ended up leaving the concert early (I went home with my sister and Charles) so he woudl not kill anyone. Then he called me up the next day after he brought his car somewhere and was like it turned out you were right I actually had no break pads. Steve ow bad is it fro the car to drive with out break pads?

So at in the parking lot at the concert I "lost" my ticket (I was really drunk it turned out to be in my back pocket after 20 min. of looking even though i swear I looked there before.) It was funny though cause my sister was fighting with some scalper over tickets prices it was great lol. So cause of that though we missed all but the last two songs of Hinder. We found some of my sisters friends there and sat with them. Stained I thought was good I didn't think they were amazing or anything but my sister did. 3 Doors Down had a great show very good special effects and pyrotechnics. My only compliant was that no one played for very long, I started at 8 and I was home at 12:30 and there was at least a half hour break between bands.

Well for reading so much you guys have earned to hear about the party so with out father delay here it goes.

First going to a party were you only know one person kind of sucks, especially if that one person is Casey (no offense or anything) but gradually start to meet people and stuff over the night. So when we got there Kasey greeted us after a little while. Let me just say that is pretty damn good looking but way to short for Ben and I, so thats good you Casey personally I'm going for her mom but that part of the story will come later. Also judging from her house and the 30+ acres of land they own she is very rich. Oh did i mention that they either have their own 9 golf or they are making one... I missed most of that story. So basically what I am saying is I have no idea how Casey got this opportunity so he better not mess it up, so far thanks to me I think he is still good.

So not only were her friends there but she had some family there was well. (There were like 70 people there I would say and about 30 still when we left at 2:30 in case you were wounding what time we left Casey). So one of the people there was her uncle who is Steve in 30 years without a doubt in my mind I have never seen such a perfect match you need to get a DNA test to check for you really father. This guy had a full beard, bucket hat, sun glasses, and cargo shorts on. He was cooking and kept yelling at people to eat more. He had a count of the people who ate the most hamburgers and hot dogs and yelled at us that if we didn't eat a hot dog we were not American. He was pretty drunk so I helped him out by keep on giving him beer he loved me so much he even gave me a dollar once. He was on my whiffle ball team too and was really bad jsut like Steve (Casey also sucked balls he stuck out all but one time and his teammates booed him form the bases). We got destroyed even though Casey was on the other team, if he was not though we would have still been playing so it was ok. I make two fantastic catches and the quote I to from the other team was your pretty good for a Redsox fan, apparently they have never see the Redsox outfield since it is about a million times better than the Yankees. (Steve senior was also a sox fan). And he brought fireworks which were not that good. Except for this one awesome cake he got that had parachutes with American flags and smoke coming from them.

She also had a real Band which she paid money for, but really was hardly better than Casey if better at all. They played worst songs took like hour long breaks between songs really not worth the money I am sure they paid them at all.

After whiffle ball the party got boring for me for a while till beer pong since I didn't really no anyone. Kasey didn't like hang out with us at all but I get to that more later its not all bad news.

So I guess we will just ahead to beer pong by this point in time Casey was starting to get a little angry (he maxed out some were during was pretty fucken pissed at some points but like I said Kasey was not there to see it so it was all good) I don't even know how much of pong he remembers not much if anything we talked a little the next morning he could not remember like anything at all. So anyway me and Casey won our first game and lost the 2nd one of course I got blamed for it the first game i admit I was slacking but the 2nd game I made just as many cups as him if not more. So like I was saying Casey was all pissy at this point so he left me for another partner (this kid Tyler we meet) So I played him with my new partner. The only person who I could think of being a better partner than Kasey herself. It was Kasey hot mom. She was like we use play quarters anyway we killed them, they had 6 cups left when we won. Then Casey was trying to tell me that, that was not the ultimate burn. I would like the hear everyones else opinion on how great that was. Oh I also point out in spite of her whole family there, didn't see and Mr. Kasey so next time you go Casey I come to entertain her mom for you probable get father than you :)

So after that game Casey wanted a rematch but her mom was done, and so was Tyler so I got Kasey bother to play on my team, who is amazing I need to point out and we killed again but the point of telling you about this game is Casey partner. Some 17 year old girl wearing the shortest
you can picture. And Casey was all over her like leaning on her had his arm around her hugging and stuff every once in a while when they mid a cup. Now idk what her name was but how do I know she was only 17, well it was how she was going around introducing herself instead of her name she was be like hi, I am not even of age apparently thats what Casey goes for :).

I believe that was the last game of pong the next two hours for Casey could be summed up by taking my current facebook profile picture and changing the back ground to different locations Some examples are he pouch in the middle of the lawn a giant air mattress (which I have not idea were anyone gets one like that is was like 2 and a half feet high and like queen size. There were some girls sitting on it talking and he just like sits down right next to them and puts his head in is hands.... I am really sorry I don't have a picture of that for you. He also had a funny talk with Kasey mom part of which I over heard she was like oh your the "airplane kid" I laughed a lot. Oh and then he bothered the band too for a while when they were trying to pack up. You might be wondering what I was doing at this point in time. Well was talking to one of the guys who beat me and Casey in the game of beer pong and told him how I beat him with Kasey mom after, he liked that. We were very similar, he also came with his friend who know Kasey and he had never meet her before. There were both from Avon and his friend was also out of control wasted. (while both of us drove home) He told me that his friend had changed into his bathing in fount of a bunch of girls and jumped into the pool, too bad Casey didn't do that... And after we were talking for a while both Casey and his drunk friend came over and they wanted to go smoke weed and Casey was like I want to go smoke but it turned out they were trying to mouch off of Casey. Just like Casey was to them. Around this point too I got the keys from Casey finally and went to talk the tent to the car. Casey will disagree with this statement but he sucks at setting up a tent....

So I was not going to take down the tent all nice and stuff in the dark so instead i just throw all of our stuff inside of it and and dragged it fully set up all the way though her yard to the car under the street light and took it apart and throw it in the trunk there. I have not idea what Casey was doing then but I am sure it was dumb.

So when I got back Casey had to find Kasey before we could leave to say goodbye But she was with people and then he couldn't find her so I had to find her and bring him there. Not even joking that process took about an hour. And he was so depressed cause she didn't like hang out with us at all. But the goodbye was good sign I thought seemed really nice and was like all sorry that she didn't hang out more, she had tons of people there lots who she had not seem in a long time. Funny part was though that Casey like went in for a kiss and she like pushed him off the the side and like hugged him lol. And then her and her friend asked me like a million different questions to prove that I was ok to drive (I really was too much better than after some softball games were I have to drive home on the highway.)

Now the ride home was the funniest thing ever I really wish I had a video of time. So let me just start with saying that that car has the worst head lights I have ever seen they are all filled with water apparently Casey took that joke about putting fluid in the headlights seriously. Also the windshield is sooooo dirty unbelievably hard to see out of. So after about 2 minutes of driving the gas light comes on and I tell Casey he is out of gas and he just starts screaming about home the niggers sold his gas and we drove by this one black mail box and the window was down and he started yelling at it and almost fell out of the window. It was absolutely hilarious. He also asked me about Kasey and what I thought, and was like should I call her and ask he out to breakfast in the morning. I was like Casey she has like 30 people sleeping over, you really think she is going to go out the breakfast with you? And then he got pissed off at me so I stopped talking to him, so he passed out hardcore, Like i left the headlights on so it starting beeping at me so i left the keys in the car in case he woke up and wanted to drive home later lol and went in and to bed. It was 2:30 if you forgot from before. Well at 6:30 I hear him tryign to open they door he didn't knock or anything he was just pulling on it so i let him in. (we were at the cottage) he just fell on the couch i was like there are open beds he just grunted so i went back to bed. It was a good thing he slept out there too cause he was snoring like an ass hole so i closed the bed room door.

Next morning we got up at 9:30 I was still covered with bug bites I still have them now I took a Benadry last night so I could sleep without itching them. I have never been bite sooooo bad in my like if was like joba at the Indians last postseason. The first thing Casey says to me with his unbelievably red eyes was how did we get here... As we went on talking I found out just how much he didn't remember which was more than half the night lol. After he left my dad was like I think he was still too drunk to drive lol which was probably right. So then today he called me on his was to the eye doctor apparently his eye got infected from keeping contacts in LMAO. I called him tonight back and he was like yeah cannot wear contacts for a while till my eye heals he has like two kinds of eye drops to us lol. My dad told me he knew someone who got an infection like that and can never wear contacts again so we will see if that happens.

Well if you actually read all of this thank you very much I am sure you enjoyed it lots of comments are need :).

And in case you were wondering it is 2,904 words long probably longer than most of my school papers.

A DARK HOUR

So Casey says that Kasey says that he friend died the other day so there is not going to be a party. I am starting to think that is Kasey just a figment of Casey's imagination constructed by his mind during his most depressed hour to bring light into his world. I think its going take a blog entry on the down under blog with a picture of those to in a lip lock which would be hard to photo shop to believe in her.

Taking on Water

Today was a pretty good day. Went up to the lake with Ryan and the family, Casey had to go to a reptile expo in White Plains NY with Liz, were he spent $25 on a gecko and $125 on some weird lizard. Which is currently a little less than a foot but gets up 6 feet long no idea what he is going to do with it then. Also apparently he claims he left at 6:30 but never got home till 9:00... he says he could not figure out how to work the GPS for 45 min. so he drove "north" maybe he was trying to see you Steve. His mom told us this and then made some super funny comment about him trying to be a rocket scientist. So him about 2 and a half hours to make a trip with GPS that google maps says should take 1 hour and 36 min.

The big news from the lake is me and Ryan put the row into the lake today with the motor, idk the last time it ran but the last time it was registered was 2004, and it started on the 4th pull, one pull per year. quite the impressive motor wouldn't you say Steve? for it being older than me i believe. The I was also VERY windy here today so the waves were insane therefore we gone a lot of water in the boat hen we hit big ones lol it was a lot of fun. We tryed to go down the river too but it wasn't deep enough really need a canoe.

Finally I have a little bad update about kasey pert that is the same day as my family reunion (which i am sure will be better than it in every way possible) But that ends at 5 so I could be there at 5:30 no problem so we all need to convince casey that is a ideal time to go. Which it really is, his party started at 3 as well and i believe that like only 2 people were there before 5 lol. and it is not like he is going to know anyone there at all so he can;t be one of the first few people there or all he will be doing is bothering kasey.

announcement

I have conformation that one week from today I will be attending Kasey's 21st brithday party with Casey. I understand to criticalness of this mission though I am still looking for suggestions besides full documentation. I am suppose to be going to make him look better... so Casey is going to have to drive so i can finish a handle of Morgans in the car ride up. apparently Casey does not realize the friends you keep tell a lot about you, obviously we are all dumb ass with that logic lol.

NEED POST

so yeah'

i just drove home from berlin

i got my keys taken away frm em for the first time ver lol

ummm
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lets see i had some stuff to write but i forgot

the other day i broke the half million dollar plotter at work


my figre hurts like hell after ablll

what esle what else

i am hugry have not eaten since 12 (besides beer) and it is 9:30 now

I really thought i had soemthing else to say but i forgot benn busy at work

going to go look for food now i have a great night world